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putting your balls on the table

To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out
Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "

Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"

Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010
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Pissy Flanging Gay Ball

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.
"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"
by Nave Nilney August 4, 2007
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Cock & Ball Torture (CBT)

Cock & Ball Torture (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as waxing, squeezing, genital spanking, ball busting, genital flogging, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.
Man, the definition of Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) @wikipediathefreeencyclopedia@en.wikipedia.org is really funny. You should look it up some time
by Mr.NateHiggers February 21, 2022
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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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look at my ball sack

my balls are bigger than yours
look at my ball sack is what you say when you get angry
by Random Words & Definitions August 4, 2022
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homo thug black balls

homo thug black ballswhat the hell are you talking about!?”
by ferrel July 7, 2021
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Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.
by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021
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