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White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 1, 2018
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White Steve

The white guy that lives down the street that seems harmless but he’ll flip his shit and fuck your girl.
Jake: “yo man I heard you got into it with brad the other night
Brian: “yeah he became a real white Steve and my girl blocked me”
by Bigbelly44 December 7, 2019
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White JellyBean

A white jelly bean is slang for a cumshot being shot into your partners mouth. Your partner then spits the "White Jellybean" back into your own mouth.
I couldn't believe that John said no to eating the dessert we prepared. He exclaimed that he brought his own dessert, a delicious white jellybean.
by JJohhn Smith August 4, 2022
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White Ranger

When you nut in the air, spin around in a circle, nut lands on your penis, then you slap the girl in the face with your penis
I can't believe Andrew white rangered me last night!
by FASTGEAR September 24, 2017
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White people's party

1 - A term used in Latino and African-American communities to describe a party with limited food offered to the guests.
2 - A party where all the host offers their guests is cola and chips.
That was a real "white people's party", all they offered was coke and chips.

I left that party hungry because all they offered was soda and chips, what a "white people's party"
by Hombre Menso January 2, 2025
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White Collar Ginger

When you need a 5 minute break between tasks, as a mental reset, just like how ginger neutralizes your pallet between sushi pieces.

This is typically seen at work, although could be used in most busy settings.
Bert: Man, I am exhausted after that 3 hour meeting, and I have a call in 2 minutes with my top client. My brain is SO fried.

Duncan: Take a White Collar Ginger, I will cover for you.

Bert: Thanks man, just tell them I am in dispose or something stupid.
by Mike109999 November 1, 2024
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Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019
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