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shit the pool

to embarrass oneself in front of a decently large audience, usually done in a public place. The action is symbolized by the image of defecating in a pool because in such an event, everyone knows who "shit the pool", causing that individual major embarrassment.
Charlie: "I had the worst day ever. my pants fell down in the middle of my presentation."
Bob: "It's ok, man. Sometimes, you just gotta shit the pool"
by MustardMan September 1, 2013
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Carl shit

When a man does or says something homosexual or questionable to another man.
Guy 1: I was on the subway and this guy tried to put his hand on my ass.

Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.
by OG Squiggle September 25, 2013
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that shit's medical

When referring to the level of a person's stupidity - the case being that the person is so stupid it's not even their fault, they clearly are a cretin, or an imbecile...
My neighbour is such an imbecile that he shovelled the snow off his car, driveway and path and piled it high on the sidewalk so that no-one could walk down the road. I mean, that shit's medical...
by mrbruceman March 13, 2012
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Hulk-shit

When a person freaks out about something silly, and becomes somewhat physically violent. as if the Incredible Hulk went ape-shit... that's how hard they are freaking out.

Such an offender will begin by bringing the incident up (usually something like a pest being seen last week or the offender forgetting his keys) then (s)he will begin to scream blind accusatory statements at you. As you make your way to the door to leave, the offender will try to physically remove you from the house that you are currently leaving by pushing you and hitting you...
Jon: "What's the matter with you bro?"

John: "I went home to pick up my book and my room mate went Hulk-shit on me about the house 'smelling funny'. I told him I didn't have time to talk and I didn't think it was a big deal but he started Freaking out. He turned green and started throwing shit everywhere!"
by hyperkriegs December 3, 2011
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hulu that shit

to watch a TV show that you missed on its original air date through the website hulu.com
I missed Pretty Little Liars this week, I'm gonna hulu that shit when I get back from violently banging my head against a wall.

Did you see the latest Glee? You should hulu that shit.
by Betsy Lola March 22, 2011
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Shit in a Lift

A person who completely dominates a conversation or proceedings, like finding a shit in a lift. No one in that lift is going to be talking about anything else.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to meetings with him. He never lets you talk. He swore he was just going to sit and listen."

Person B: "Yeah, he's a real shit in a lift"
by NewArtRiot August 3, 2011
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shit sliding

where u find a tall grassy hill, pull ur pants down and slide down the hill on ur ass taking a shit while sliding leaving a large shit stain on the side of the hill.
dude i was shit sliding so bad yesterday my ass has grass stains on it
by thecrue August 13, 2011
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