baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

ratchet baby

A baby that is very well indeed, ratchet.

Omg she was such a ratchet baby, she kept on trying to act like she was ghetto.

by Sexyasamotherfucker547 April 20, 2018

baby icing

When a woman and a man fall in love, the man’s leg stick shoots out baby icing into the woman’s basket.

I can’t wait to put some baby icing in Janet!

by Swaggyman101 November 27, 2017

Boïz baby

When you and all your boys all nut into a cup, mix it together and use that to impregnate a unanimously chosen female. (Most often the boys closest and most responsible female friend)

I want to be a part-time dad, let's have a Boïz baby.

by depressed diabetic November 30, 2017

Belly Babies

When you nut on your stomach and fall asleep before wiping it up

Man, i was slappin my monkey earlier then i fell asleep. I woke up with some belly babies on me.

by asseater42069 November 30, 2017

eternal baby mama

A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.

She is sexy AF, but she's a eternal baby mama, but Imma still hit!!

by Dizzy Aster December 4, 2017

make like a baby & head out

Leave

Yo guys bout to make like a baby & head out. Got work in the morning.

by Jimonte December 10, 2017