chipotle bag

a lot of tattoos

my man looks like a chipotle bag

by yomamaluvmenotu April 18, 2024

cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

by anonymous April 22, 2024

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Bagged

To Get Bagged Means To Get Robbed For A Belonging.

Most Commonly Used In The DMV Area

Person 1: Yo Mans Got Bagged For His Shoes Yesterday

Person 2: Yea We Gon Find Out Who Did It

by SlimeAlias April 27, 2024

Bang Bag

A four-limb amputee who has dedicated their life to being a sex pet for another individual.

So sorry to hear about Laura’s car accident. Silver lining: now that she’s lost all of her limbs, she would make a great bang bag.

by Betsy17 April 28, 2024

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.

Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024