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Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
by Maxctran May 26, 2016
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open-face sandwich relationship

When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.

As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.

Friendzone
Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together

Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship
by Double-decker meatwhich February 9, 2018
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Dusty Necro Face Fucker

When you dig up your friends grandmother and face fuck her dirty ass until dust comes out her ears and nose.
Hey, Last night I'm not proud of it but that Australian fucker Ed kept running his mouth so I did the unthinkable. I dusty necro face fucker ed his dead grandmother. My dick burns. There was no Puss Mush and the dead bitch now has Zerbies
by ZerbNations February 10, 2018
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dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!
by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 17, 2020
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you double-faced entendre

A person who has two completely different sides essentially one being a angle and one being a devil
Credits from Oliver Tree at interview with Genius
by An Oliver tree fan boi March 7, 2023
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Colour your face red

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.
T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*
by Thesander March 5, 2019
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open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".
by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022
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