My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
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Get the make me one with everything mug.A game usually played between a new couple, used as either a way to see how far you can go with said person, or just as a time passer, the object is not to get the other person to say, no i do not trust you, the object is to get as far as you can without the person saying i don't trust you.
Sit your girlfriend beside you, ask to play the do you trust me game, put your hand on her knee, ask her if she trusts you, and if she says yes, move your hand up her leg slightly, same idea for a girl playing on a guy.
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