the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

Poprocks cock pop

A gift for your significant other that consists of pop rocks on your cock.

Hey shorty I know it’s your birthday so I went out of my way to give you this Poprocks cock pop. Get sucking baby we don’t have all day.

by *moans* January 31, 2021

The Bo Jackson Cock

When you ram a girls coochie so hard you make her pass out for 3 hours straight

Yeah last night I gave my girl the Bo Jackson Cock and she passed out on my sofa

by UrFavBootyKiller February 4, 2021

Greasy Cock Minon

Having sex with a penis/cock covered in garlic herb butter.

Breona loves getting greasy cock minon for dinner!

by Greasy Bre April 4, 2021

fat cock suckers

me

“me is a fat cock suckers”

by harrystylesbbymama May 4, 2021

Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021