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Rainbow Cream Pie

When a couple engage in intercourse and the male (penis having individual) ejaculates inside the woman (uterus having individual) while she is on her period creating a beautiful rainbow of sperm and menstrual blood.
Person 1: Hey babe, can I cream pie you?
Person 2: I'm on my period.
Person 1: Even better. I can rainbow cream pie you.
by Arianna00p April 27, 2025
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Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube
Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight
by anonymous April 27, 2025
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by anonymous May 26, 2025
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie
She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa
by XDBALLS July 16, 2025
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A Redneck Piece of White Trash

Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts

Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts

Likes to shoot his guns in the dark

Likes to hang out in the trailer park

Has got used tires and in good shape

Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape

Who are you to tell them they got no class?

They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!

Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo

Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos

Likes drinking beer while working on their car

Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard

They like to burb and they like to fart

They like picking up girls when they go to walmart

They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass

Every night they go to bed with a buzz

They dream that they are drinking

They wake up and they are

They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead

They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed

They like to fish and hunt when their drunk

They like to have sex in the back of their truck

You can tall them rude and crude and crass

But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

They like to dip and they like to spit

They like talking on the phone while taking a shit

They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?

Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.
by Secularistdestroyer July 20, 2025
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Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family
Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself
by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025
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