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Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.
1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."
by Captain Capable June 1, 2011
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Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS):

A death syndrome caused by one's intention to eat when one is bored. It may lead to serious artery/vein cloggings and may lead to sudden death.
Fuck, im so bored lets go eat. Im totally gonna have Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): in a couple of years.
by your mother(: February 9, 2009
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car pool-tunnel syndrome

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.
Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.
by Tummy AuGratin March 22, 2006
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Too Big Penis syndrome

Too Big Penis syndrome A.k.a. the TBP-syndrome.

A condition a man with a large penis may almost always develop up to some level.

The general key-symptom for men with TBP-syndrome is that they often fale to really make any real genuine effort in keeping their partner happy and pleased- Besides perhaps sexually of course!

Basically: They don't really Care - because they don't really Have to!

May in EXTREME cases(!) lead to a severe lack of important qualities in personality, sometimes missing one all together (In which case these men may be good for One thing, but then only that(!)... as beyond quite boring)!

Important to keep in mind though: NOT ALL men with big dicks develop this syndrome!!!!
However, it IS more or less common for well hung men to obtain Some form of classical TBP-syndrome behaviour, even though more often in a moderate form.

Intensity may correlate with size of penis.
-...and he wants to hang out but then ignores me half the time?!
-Um... Are you guys dating or something??
-Well yeah, I'm on that huge dick like every day now!!!
-I see.... its a case of the Too Big Penis syndrome.... I'm sorry.
by Twocolorsocks May 6, 2011
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Team Win Jealousy Syndrome

Also known as TWJS, this is a highly contagious, and life threatening condition effecting the mental state of those who become infected. The desire to be like Team Win becomes so strong that it becomes a second nature. Symptoms include lengthy non intimidating Facebook status comments, living on a rock, lanky chicken legs and orange hair.

There is Currently no known cure, But Team Win is working on it.
by stander: "woah, that kids messed up! eh!?"
by stander 2: "shh, dude, hes got Team Win Jealousy Syndrome..."
by stander 3: "thats rough man, thats rough"
by ACoupleOFWinners! January 21, 2010
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T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a mental disorder that originated in 2016 when SJWs mourned by screaming in agony and letting out delicious liberal tears. Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to): orange man bad, NPC like behavior, calling orange man a racist despite multiple policies suggesting otherwise (actions speak louder than words), a love of socialism and china, antifa tattoos and hate for white straight males. You can identify and locate a TDS specimen by yelling out "BLUE LIVES MATTER" but beware the creature is highly aggressive and will charge your vehicle with an AK47 and you will be arrested for defending yourself. They have multiple mating calls. The most common ones are "Black lives matter" and "Trump is a facist"
Bro 1: Damn bro that T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome chick just spilled hot coffee on me for wearing a MAGA hat

Bro 2: that chick has some serious T.D.S. Trump Derangement Symdrome
by gotochinacommie August 13, 2020
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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

The application of Apologetics as it relates to the defense of candidate, now President, Donald Trump. One might only be able to understand Trump if one studies him in the same manner as one of his longtime acolytes, the celebrated sociopath and Botox enthusiast, Roger Stone. One just needs the proper context! Also one should not trust anything that's translated from its original Rube.
Trump Supporter #1: Look that was just locker room talk. All guys talk about how they want to grab women by the genitals.

Trump Supporter #2: Yeah, he said shithole countries, but what you don't realize is every country is a sentient living being. All countries have anuses and we have to expel waste somehow. He's just saying that we all have a common bond with respect to having that function. He just put it more crudely by calling us shithole countries. Quit being such a snowflake!

Trump Supporter #3: He didn't refer to Nazis as very fine people. I mean, there were people on both sides running protestors over in their cars.

Trump Supporter #4: The President never said not to vaccinate (antivaxxer) your children. He said that in light of studies that perhaps reconsidering the schedule of vaccination might be a consideration.

During Trump's candidacy: so what if Trump incited an attendee to beat the shit out of a protestor at one of his rallies? That guy had it coming to him. I bet George Soros paid him to be there.

Reasonable person: Wow, looks like you all will go out of your way to excuse any vile action made by this joke of a President. It appears that you all are suffering from your own respective cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)
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