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Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020
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A Evil Demon who plays the game Marvel Rivals not to have fun by itself, but to inflict pain and suffering into Supports so that they can feel happpy having ruined someone's game, they are caracterized by being placed into 2 separate classifications, the "Noob BP" and the "Quick-Play God BP" with rare exceptions, where they are both separated by essentially skill and lack of sunlight, where the Noob BP has a social life, friends, family and saw sunlight in the last week, the Quick-Play God BP does not have any of these traits, instead remaining inside their mom's basement trashtalking casual players all day and all night.
With a few rare exceptions, with the most notable one being the Celestial BP, in which, you have to hard counter him and be fully aware of his position at all times in order to not lose your competitive gamesl, a Celestial BP is Satan incarnate, it know's he's Satan incarnate, and he takes joy out of it.
Strategist 1: THIS FUCKING BLACK PANTHER (Marvel Rivals) IS INSTAKILLING ME IN SPAWN! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING OR IM CHANGING TO DPS!
Strategist 2: True.
Vanguard 1: We can't peel back now, a DPS should counter him
Duelist 1: I am not changing, im 23/5.
Strategist 1: Aight no heals then.
by MyersFan1957 July 13, 2025
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Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.
“Where’d you end up last night?”
Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
by Bamsters February 10, 2025
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black technology

Oh shit, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the fuck, that’s some black technology
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
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Black Thumb

One that constantly kills indoor plants. The opposite of having a green thumb.
Ann killed all her house plants. She has a black thumb.
by Bk102886 November 14, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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