I choose you pikachu!

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.

"I choose you pikachu!"

Donald: 1
Mariana: 5million

by dominatrixxx April 28, 2011

i lost my keys

Dude! Can I get a ride?

I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".

by Donkeypunch13 January 12, 2014

I got your back

When in a public restroom, if someone constantly says “I got your back” it means they are looking to sell crack. Other context clues include strange body language such as, scratching or washing same arm over and over, hovering and waiting for response, or actually furnishing said crack.

Hey bro, do you have crack? Oh wait, that’s just a straight up way of asking. No worries I got your back bruh

by kelrmar1 May 11, 2019

I will try to call you

I will try to call you means “I won’t call you and I have already forgotten about you.”

Thanks for a great night, I’ll try to call you. try I will try to call you

by Rose blade May 8, 2018

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016

Because I said so

An annoying term mostly used by parents when they don’t want their kid oing something that’s perfectly fine but the parent has no logical explanation why they don’t want them doing it, but doesn’t want to admit it

John: mom shook is done and billies my only rid

Mom: no your not going with billy

John: Why the hell not?

Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO

John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER

Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—

John: WHAT THE FUCK!

by Xidiocyx June 18, 2020

I Kinda Told Sofia

A process where you have to listen to your friend bitch and moan about his ex to another friend who also dated the same sawed off happy trail havin' girl.

So yeah uhh i kinda told sofia i have a boner but she won't let me stick it in her

by Annoyed Gamer October 3, 2011