Penis

Some delicious tender sausage that you can suck on or eat as a midnight snack.

I had some penis.

by The sausage from last night March 14, 2026

Paris Syndrome

Also known as Alexandra's Affliction or Hugo Psychosis, this is a disease affecting Hugonuts, and a catalyst for many Deirty Girls, named after Alexandra Paris, a well known writer of NSFW Hugo Weaving fanfiction. It causes them to develop extremely unhinged, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behavior. (yes, you HAVE to say freaky like that)
Symptoms include at least two of the following. Most people affected by Paris Syndrome do not experience every side effect
1. Foot fetish
2. Sexual attraction to figurines
3. Strong craving for black liquids
4. An obsession with a place known as Wordington, insisting that Agent Smith lives there
5. Autoandrophilia

"I'm starting to think the webmaster has Paris Syndrome, this is her sixth post giggling over elf feet"

by nekoriki February 8, 2025

Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.

me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"

by DunDaDun February 17, 2025

Penis Wormhole

A Tesla Cybertruck.

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

Penis

A long male body part that I like to suck on

I take a lot of penis in my asshole its so stretcched

by Butthole2025 February 19, 2025

Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025

Penis aids

something that black yoshi says in sml
and basically HIV

Black yoshi: Ive gotz Penis aids and cant read

by icltspmosybau March 18, 2025