Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 26, 2019

butt sprackle

When a person poops and it sprays

That kid's freckles look like butt sprackle!

by Princesspussy May 31, 2014

Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 02, 2023

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 02, 2023

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017

Whloe-Butt

person who is more then just an asshole.one who through there actions,becomes the entire butt,consisting of cheeks,hair,zits and the asshole itself.

my roommate is acting like a complete "Whole-Butt",when he gets wired.

by Weed™ November 12, 2003

butt quivers

When you’re about to have diarrhea, but someone’s already in the bathroom so you quench your butt so tightly it quivers.

The line was so long for the bathroom earlier and I had to clench so tight, I got the butt quivers.

by Paddison November 17, 2017