yo momma! 

A random thing to shout when bored.

Dude: I'm bored.
Other Dude: So?
Dude: Yo momma!

yo momma! by bobauly April 1, 2008

Yo' mama wears army boots 

poor women used to rob corpses on the battle field and trade sexual favors for items of clothing back around WWI . The taunt goes back to those days. The taunt alluded to poverty and a lack of moral fortitude on the part of the family.

Poor Nigga 1: yo cheap ass jew bag, kick a nigga a dolla fo a blunt wrap homie, it mad brick up in dis piece..

Wealthy Nigga: Bitch ass hoe, "yo' mama wears army boots".. Get a motha fukkin job, bi otch.... Start pimpin like a real nigga'!!

Yo' mama wears army boots by diddy mac March 9, 2011

yo momma

Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.

yo momma by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

yo mama

A typical insult that dates back to around the 90s. Usually stupid and demeaning.

Actual example: Yo mama so (BLANK) she (BLANKITY-BLANK)

yo mama by Matt November 10, 2003

yo so stoopid 

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

yo so stoopid by Dave March 28, 2004

yo-yak 

Noun..one who is an idiot or moron that thinks they are smart or cool and is very stubborn and will not acknowledge that they are..

That person is such a yo-yak for thinking he can drive his 4 by 4 into a 6 foot snow drift only to go into a ditch.

yo-yak by Gary Grigg January 8, 2005

yo momma

Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.

Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.

yo momma by lunar shadows August 26, 2004