what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

wonder pigeon

an exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around people's yard looking for suitable places to take a shit on

Joe: Yo, what happend to your yard bro?
Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by numbaOneStunna October 26, 2013

one-hit wonder

can only tap that ass once. and your actually good at it. and that's the only time.

i slept with this guy twice, but he was a one-hit wonder

by G-Unit September 28, 2003

one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent

I hate one match wonders...they suck

by countchokcula November 21, 2022

The One Hit Wonder

The individual who always gets one last hit out of the bong.

Eric: I think this bowl is dead
Steve: Oh! Pass it to Paul. He’s a the one hit wonder!

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

Wonderism

When used properly, a Wonderism is simultneously an active adjective and subjunctive. In Scrabble it is worth upwards of 77 points.

Time passed but her Wonderism remained fresh.

by Jenny Wonder July 15, 2018

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012