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weird boys

You walk down the hall to the bathroom and see a kid with his pants and underware down when using the urnal.
"I mean who does that?"
That kid is soo part of the weird boys group. OF CORSE HE IS HE JUST PULLED HIS PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN JUST TO USE A URNAL. your right. who does that?
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Weird

something I say when I am not listening and I did not think of the words yes or no...it usually works.....but not always...
Friend:so, ya my cat ran away...
me:huh....weird...
Friend:ikr!

sister:I ate the dog food, now pay up!
me:huh...weird
Sister:ya, i know, now give me my fucking money

Dad:CLEAN YOUR TRASHY ASS ROOM!!!
me:huh....weird
Dad:DO IT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
me:ok!!!

best friend:are you okay?
me:huh....weird.....
best friend:alright, your fine
me:mk, thats cool...
by Yandere Kitten October 30, 2017
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Weird frog energy

Dull. Boring. Odd. Lingering. Noisy at times. One who meanders about with frog like habits. A person who doesn’t understand weird frog energy probably has it.
“Oh no, Gertrude is at the party. There’s gonna be weird frog energy.”
by DwnTwnFrog69 May 8, 2024
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Tuesday weirds

Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.

One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.

Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.
I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.
by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018
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bar-weird

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 10, 2024
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Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
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Break weird

The moment in a porno when things stop being a poorly acted and scripted movie, and becomes an A-list porn flick
Break weird in this movie came when danny d started grabbing titty instead of grabbing more food
by Your Uncle Bobbie Robbie January 15, 2022
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