toilet weasel 

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

toilet weasel by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017

Ass weasel 

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.

You are such an ass weasel, Karen.

Ass weasel by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017

Cock Weasel 

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.

That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.

Cock Weasel by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018

Bed Weasel 

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

Bed Weasel by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018

Beached Weasel 

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....

You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”

Beached Weasel by anonymous June 5, 2018

Sneaky Weasel 

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

Sneaky Weasel by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Inappropriate Weasel 

An idiot or a super silly chicken nugget

You are ugly so you’re an Inappropriate Weasel

Inappropriate Weasel by ah1124 April 2, 2019