vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did

"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Vaginal face

Someone who constantly calls another person a dick head

Stop calling me a dick head u vaginal face

by Parblo Escobar August 13, 2018

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

VAGINE RAVINE

Deep narrow gorge (vagina) , sometimes accompanied with a rush of water (orgasm)

My vagine ravine hasn't seen any action in ages. My walls are about to erode.

by Man-duh-panduh June 16, 2019

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019

Vaginal

Relating to a females nether quarter

“She contracted vaginal infections from having sex with a miniature stallion”

Alt. Example
“The police officer searched the vaginal cavity of the woman and discovered singular gram of crack cocaine”

by Maxolutely August 26, 2019