almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.
The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.
by Lettlander July 23, 2011
Get the urban cattlemug. by Killme127 October 17, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. 1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014
Get the Urban Pervertmug. A internet site where you can make and post your own definitions, then for some reason they get rejected.
by Idiot801 November 9, 2016
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A place that was supposed to be a dictionary site but has been sullied by retarded preadolescent assholes.
*Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*
Definition: Two goblins f**king ur moms p**sy
*Puts gun to head*
by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.
An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"
Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
by i hate liars December 31, 2010
Get the urban asshatmug. Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017
Get the Urban tankmug.