Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.

From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).

by Nico0885 November 3, 2012

Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character

Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional

by venans October 4, 2020

two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

by Chesnikk January 26, 2009

Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

by King Ceri February 28, 2009

Two beavers

Are better than one

Two beavers are better than one, it’s twice the fun, ask anyone

by CryptoCyber May 10, 2021

[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.

Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.

by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008