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carnoustie twist

When your mum takes you out on the lash, waits to see you having a good time then wants to go home immediately...
My ma threw a carnoustie twist last night.
by Big baws macgraw January 3, 2022
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Twist n Shot

Twist n shot is a slang term used to describe male masturbation, leading to an explosive release. Twisting hand motions leading to climax, can be associated with twisting and releasing hand motions.
Damn, last night I had a good old’ twist n shot and I feel much better.
by barkerbeasat June 28, 2025
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twist-e

The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp
U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit
by anonymous March 27, 2024
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Cinna Twist

Putting your dick through a full bag of taco bell's cinna twist and having a girl commense to jerk you off until you ejaculate. Which she then proceeds to eat the remains of the food.
Person 1 - "I had some left over taco bell last night and my girl gave me an aggressive cinna twist with a heart stopping 5 layer.....she's been dripping nacho cheese ever since."
Person 2 - "¡Yo dawg, that's doritos locos!"
by mylz55 March 11, 2020
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twist

To sexually excite someone so they desire you intensely.
Jane is so sexy.
She twists me.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) October 16, 2021
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Banana Twist

When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.
“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”
by WutDoUCN0w March 7, 2022
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Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.
"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"
by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013
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