Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

Cold Turkey

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.

Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014

Turkey Pinch

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".

When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.

by dfwilbert0 September 15, 2010

Turkey Fucker

One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.

Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?

by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

Jive Turkey

A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.

Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.

by Jive Turk April 16, 2005

turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.

When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.

by DocP May 15, 2006