3 definitions by Jive Turk

Jive Turk

An inhabitant of communist Jive Turkey.

"I am a Jive Turk from Jive Turkey. Excuse me while I enjoy this Jive Turkish Delight."

by Jive Turk April 17, 2005

Jive Turkey

A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.

Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.

by Jive Turk April 17, 2005

shizzale

A low-calorie version of "shiznit" or "shizzle"

"That's the shiznit!"
"No way man, you on a diet. That be the shizzale, foo'."

by Jive Turk April 17, 2005