rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

Turkey Pinch

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".

When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.

by dfwilbert0 September 15, 2010

The stuffed turkey

the act of fisting someone's ass then inserting your penis and jerking off inside their ass

John h's boyfriend gave him the stuffed turkey last night, that is why he is walking like a cowboy

by Aoa November 26, 2014

Turkey Deepthroat

When he cums in your mouth while deepthroating and you gargle and gobble while continuing to deepthroat

I deepthroated Mike and he shot his load in my mouth and i started making noises, sounding like i was gobbling. he said i was Turkey Deepthroat ing

by SiN-The-Urban-Legend November 9, 2021

Turkey Fucker

One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.

Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?

by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

Jive Turkey

A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.

Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.

by Jive Turk April 16, 2005

turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.

When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.

by DocP May 15, 2006