Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.

who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!

by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

thomas lawson

Thomas Lawson has a VERY small penis, you need binoculars to see it. He always picks slags for girlfriends or fat ones. He cums for old granny's in the street.

thomas lawson has a very small penis...some pass the binoculars!!!!!!!!

by Sykes. July 1, 2011

Tamas

When a guy has a quasi Asbergers condition that forces him to collect things. Most commonly women. Tamas is a condition that makes you do anything to get the woman of your choice..no action is too low. Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Shitting in your own pants whilst staking out a chicks house, Putting a profile of yourself up on the worst sex site in the world and stalking a chick.
This condition has no known therapy and no known cure. You are stuck with Tamas for life..its a curse!

Friend- "Dude! I think Danny has Tamas!"

Other Friend- "No Way! Thats bad news man, he's fucked for life."

Friend- "Yeh, he caught an STD and is still fucking as many chicks as possible, thats a sickness!"

by kasia November 9, 2013

jesus toast

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

by jesustoasted March 18, 2008

Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean

Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality

by 05..23 May 25, 2019

Paw Toast

Paw toast is a very amazing person who will love and protect you and treat you like you are everything to them, so you should be back. Paw toasts tend to go to attack mode when their friends are insulted or hurt in any way. Paw toasts are very loyal. Oh, and they’re gay. Very gay. Super mega awesome gay. They’re short, too. Paw toasts enjoy gay anime and ships, specifically bnha and yuri on ice. If your paw toast is sad, give them a hug. That will be sure to make them smile. Be sure to treat your paw toast lovingly and be nice to them.

If you don’t have a paw toast in your life go get one

If you don’t have one then I feel bad for you bc I do :p

I love my paw toast!

Sentence... hmmm...

HI IM PAW TOAST AND I LIKE WARM HUGS.

by Deku_bean November 13, 2019