Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Tickets

A word used as code for talking about someting illegal (drugs or alcohol, if you are underaged) in public.

Guy 1: are we going to pregame before the basketball game.
Guy 2: hell yea I got some tickets in my car.

by Deshawn Thomas March 10, 2007

tickle my nipple

A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.

Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!

Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?

by TickleMyNipple October 30, 2008

movie ticket

A very expensive peice of paper that people pay money to have torn. The experience is usually as big a waste of time as the movie they're allowed to see in the aftermath.

One movie ticket for The Wedding Crashers.

by thenesmonster August 28, 2005

Ticket mech

the place on a arcade machine where the tickets come form

one of the most comonly jamed parts of a arcade machine

"one of those damn kids stuck a token in the ticket mech"

by Kregg October 18, 2003

Tickets to Orange County

Oxycontin pills, a good one to use over the phone or in public.

Hey Kyle, I need some tickets to Orange County.

by mstek December 24, 2007

tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008