muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

Rip the trail

Go for a casual trail ride. Typically with friends. Enjoy the trail.

Steve and I went to rip the trail the other day. What a good ride!

by Frankdefines August 3, 2025

raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.

Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"

by Crusty Bitches August 14, 2017

Snail Trail

When you cum inside of a paraplegic and steal her wheelchair.

"Last night I made your sister snail trail all the way downstairs, we're still hanging out this weekend though right?"

by Leon Skennedy June 6, 2022

Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

Snail Trail

When you scoot your cooter on the carpet

Have you ever rubbed your cooter on the carpet and said “I’m a snail I’m a snail” and made a snail trail?

by SnailTrail2.0 April 30, 2021

Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.

"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."

by Carboy512 December 5, 2024