Shank

When you go for a shit and have a wank at the same time

“I’m just nipping to the toilet for a shank”

by breheney04 January 14, 2022

Shank

Shank is another way of saying stabbed

He got shanked

by 17squa July 29, 2017

Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

Shank Squad

A squad (group) of people that seek to shank (stab) other people out of anger or enjoyment.

Person 1; 'Oh my god! What happened to you?'
Person 2; 'I never paid Dan his money so I got jumped by the shank squad'

by GangstaNigga February 1, 2015

Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

Shanks

Someone who self-reacts on discord

Oh yeah that guy is a Shanks

by .g65 December 7, 2025

Beef Shanks

Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.

When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.

So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her

by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009