ski jump

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.

by rileym September 27, 2006

jump-the-shark

After some significant event, everything from then on is terrible.

The rock band Metallica really 'jumped the shark' when they released 'Master of Puppets'.

by Lord Richard May 25, 2003

jumping the fence

while having intercourse, "doggy style", with a female the male suddenly jumps to anal

Sally got mad that Jack was jumping the fence.

by Full Nelson December 05, 2007

blow jumps

ossie's version of a blow job

fuck man! she gave me blow jumps........that bimbooklal!

by ashwani fucker September 20, 2003

jump on the grizzy

In this usage, grizzy is slang for grenade. It means to take one for the team, and jump on the grizzy (grenade). The grizzy is the ugly chick with a group of hotties.

Man, I had to take one for the team and jump on the grizzy last night. She was a generous 4 at best.

by tufosx September 19, 2013

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry July 24, 2008

jean jump

The stupid looking jump/hop one does while putting on a pair of tight fitting jeans. Not to be confused with pants dance.

Alice bought a new pair of jeans and had to do some jean jumping to get them on.

by Zave March 10, 2008