Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.

Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.

by a j a x March 15, 2017

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

Big Brain

Either your IQ is 100000 And you came up with a really good idea or Your IQ is 1 and you tried to be smart and you failed

Karam:I'm Big Brain

Everyone:Epic

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021

Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

by jondich February 26, 2021

Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.

A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)

by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012