you twisted me

Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion

You twisted me, Kimberly.

by konichko August 25, 2023

Haitian Twist

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.

"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

twisted rosing

the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra

I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.

by qwaned September 5, 2024

Russian Twists

to have a russian thot spin on top of your head. search up helicopter porn for more info.

damn you got to do russian twists yesterday?

by joemamameifyourgay November 2, 2019

Wrist Twist

The way weak limbed douchebags win arm wrestling

“That weak limbed douchebag had to wrist twist to beat me at arm wrestling!”

by HypnoticLlama November 1, 2021

Twisted (Software)

Twisted projects variously support TCP, UDP, SSL/TLS, IP multicast, Unix domain sockets, many protocols (including HTTP, XMPP, NNTP, IMAP, SSH, IRC, FTP, and others), and much more. Twisted is based on the event-driven programming paradigm, which means that users of Twisted write short callbacks which are called by the framework.

Hey bro I got a knew programming software!

Oh what’s the name of the software ?

Twisted (SoftWare) © 2022

by Α January 25, 2022

Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.

I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.

by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024