As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the Gorilla Roulettemug. "Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
Get the Russian Roulette wingsmug. A game similar to Russian Roulette, but instead you take an uncertified submersible too far down in the ocean. Will you survive or will it implode? Grab your wireless game controller and let’s play!
Dude, I totally want to go see the Titanic but these safety regulations are a drag. Let’s just play Rushan Roulette.
by Jack’s Ghost June 28, 2023
Get the Rushan Roulettemug. by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. Ordering buffalo wings at normal temperature, then ordering one wing as hot as possible and hiding it in the pile.
by Jimbo Rooney March 8, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. “Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”
by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020
Get the Chinese Roulettemug. When you and a bro use the blue scroller on your Snapchat camera roll in a Dm and swipe as fast as possible and the first pic you see you have to send, do that back and forth till you can’t send bc you’re a pussy. Has to be first thing you see or you’re gay
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 23, 2020
Get the Roll roulettemug.