Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Texas Water Plugmug. When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
by The card says moops May 28, 2017
Get the Mayan Butt Plugmug. When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
Get the Human butt plugmug. by MrNorview August 3, 2016
Get the ran off on the plugmug. by tuffpuff January 13, 2009
Get the fire plug mug. - Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013
Get the i got plugsmug. Unlike the plug n' chug when a mathematician puts logical numbers into an equation. With the plug n' pray, mathamatician plug numbers into the equation and prays that there right.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course.
by T-man2damax December 18, 2008
Get the Plug n' Praymug.