A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

Guy 1: WHY CANT I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF UNFAIR MARIO?
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 30, 2021

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.
Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:
When the sun caress your face,
When the wind embrace you with kindness,
You will know that your existence is precious.
Your hands create pure art,
Your words are the most beautiful passage,
Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:
When the sun caress your face,
When the wind embrace you with kindness,
You will know that your existence is precious.
Your hands create pure art,
Your words are the most beautiful passage,
Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019

The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
by Shrek is love i say, S is life November 20, 2021

A fat ass who is a real pain in the ass and is always there when you don't want him to. He is super annoying at his worst. He loves to play the most modern games like overwatch and fortnite but is always super bad at them and rages for any little thing that happens. he is almost always seen in a green sweater
Oh my god annouing mario is here.
by resbect June 6, 2018

If you have a friend named Mario, you will have to do what he says for 1 day (Note: if he doesn't, he has to change his name to whatever Mario wants)
by anonymous December 16, 2020
