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Cubing

The act of inserting a piece of lego into the rectum for sexual gratification.

This tends to refer to pieces with at least parallel studs (i.e. 2*2 or 2*4 size pieces.
"Why are you smiling like that Jake? Are you cubing right now?"
"I am cubing all day every day, baby!"
by Eudaimonea February 19, 2022
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Cubing

address a solemn request or expression of thanks to a deity or other object of worship
Yeah, after he finished, he just rolled over and started cubing
by uofucubingclub February 9, 2025
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Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."
by US-IL February 17, 2025
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Algorithm on a Rubik's cube

A sequence of moves on a Rubik's cube e.g. R U R' U'.
I know that an algorithm on a Rubik's cube is used to solve it.
by Grayson72627 May 17, 2021
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Ice cube

when a man dips his balls into a drink one at a time
dawg i ice cubed my girl’s drink do you think she’ll notice?
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles August 6, 2022
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SCREWBIK'S CUBE

The act of solving a Rubik's cube while having sex
Me and my girlfriend are going to Screwbik's cube tonight
by Frediksburg March 11, 2025
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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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