Carlo

The most BASED and redpilled gamer ever. You can rely on him to spam the n word in chat.

Guy 1: Man, the guy is played with was really good and based.

Guy 2: Did you get his name?

Guy 1: No, but he was definitely a Carlo.

by CoomerKiller November 22, 2021

Carlo

Carlo is perfect. That's all. He is perfect.

Wow, you're such a Carlo!

by Justgotlucky27 November 24, 2021

Carlos

hi

carlos means a sexy guy and everyone loves him

by anonymous June 17, 2022

Carlos

Lover boy who has a high sex drive and can quite often dance around the idea of sleeping with another man. Also referred to as Gay.

“You’re such a Carlos!”

“Can you stop Carlosing!”

by Gambit52 May 9, 2024

Carlos G

Carlos is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's got dark hair and big eyes and he doesn't like his smile in photos but it looks perfect. He likes to throw himself into things way over his head like big projects or difficult paths but he somehow gets them done anyway (while complaining about it the whole time). He's quiet in certain places and louder when he's comfortable. He has amazing taste in movies and music and he will play his playlist everywhere you go. He's stubborn and traditional but only ever wants the best for the people he cares about. He is a loyal friend and will show up for you without trespassing his own standards for what he deserves. He is also an amazing and thoughtful boyfriend and always tries his best to show up even when struggling.

Carlos G is my husband.

by yourgirl<33 November 2, 2025

carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018

Carlos

A very bald man who’s intentions are high

Oh look over there it’s carlos the bald man

by John. Green March 12, 2018