Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

by MessyKairos March 07, 2019

Grandma Jefferson

Much like a ratbox, but applied to a much older woman.

"Can you believe how bad this old ladies vag smells? Total Grandma Jefferson."

by Justin Lames February 10, 2010

Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole

Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?

by Boooka September 15, 2019

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.

Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!

by BabyRuthie January 16, 2019

grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob

That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.

by Janos n da guap July 11, 2019