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spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.
Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.
by Gobjob December 28, 2018
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justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
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chats tears

Ranboo's chats tears after lore stream Sadge
You can see chats tears after they see ":)"
by BeeMyBeloved May 9, 2021
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armins_tears

When you talk about attack on titan and you mention armin's life. You cry armins_tears.
"Hey do you know about armins_tears?"
"OF COURSE I DO!" ;-;
by @kxvocx June 5, 2021
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Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.
Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
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Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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p0isoned..tearss

p0isoned..tearss, also known as Married to Zhongli, is a thirsty TikTok account who is down bad for a fictional character named Zhongli. Zhongli: a fictional game character in the game named Genshin Impact. Examples of what video do they post: " I want to reincarnate as Zhongli boxers so i can brade his long dong hair, sniff his schlong and smell his fart."
Yo, you heard of that TikToker p0isoned..tearss? Yeah they should go touch some grass.
by Childescvmjat February 11, 2022
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