by itsRogseybra July 11, 2019

A magical experience when someone completes the Paqui one chip challenge and gives the most fire BJ ever (pun intended)
Suicide BJ…….enough said
by TeeJ2319 August 15, 2021

by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.
I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise
by FakeFace July 8, 2021

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
by HugDick September 27, 2019

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
by pickle penis February 26, 2019
