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stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.
"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"
by kool4id November 6, 2024
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The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.
by TorchyMN March 7, 2019
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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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Stroke

A medical condition where poor blood flow results in cell death.
Lovely weatjtmiubzdlnkjwrlojwroibjwpor jntboi jrtcskkhgb. Oihwet oinjbzcfkjhnasdlknjh *stroke*
by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020
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Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.
Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.
by Phnx563 May 16, 2025
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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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