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Diff’rent Stroked

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.
Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!
by Hal L April 30, 2021
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Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.
guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls
by walletboy December 27, 2011
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stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011
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Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
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Three-stroke limit

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.
"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."
by coining buttress September 22, 2011
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Poop stroke

When you give the the hard angle in the vagina and you are hitting the butthole just right and they feel like they are goin to crap there selfs
Wait till I get this girl home I’m goin to give her that poop stroke
by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
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