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Mormon stroke

To masturbate but bring you to the brink of cumming but not cumming, as a Mormon
Amos Ames was hitting that Mormon stroke
by Amos Ames August 19, 2025
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Exertion Stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"
by Griffith de la cruz November 10, 2008
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Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.
Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!
by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021
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Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.
Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.
by Franclitus May 11, 2022
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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