Tube Steak Hero

A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!

It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!

by sude beak July 15, 2011

hater steak

Food for haters, best washed down with a side of haterade.

Rhymes so fire I don't need no grill
Cats eatin hater steak cause my bars so ill
Woddup cuuuzzz

by Shitehawk7 March 12, 2017

Well Done Steak

A well done steak is a steak that is fully cooked with no pink in the middle.

person 1: I like well done steak.

person 2: You have a very rare mental disorder which does not allow you to enjoy good food so kindly go waste your money to over cook your steak until it looks like a hokey puck dickhead

by ExDOTP@YT November 13, 2021

Brooklyn Steak Salad

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!

Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!

by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010

tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

STAD

Six Times A Day. A sexual disease caused by having intercourse. It means that you must ejaculate six times a day or your semen will build up and kill you.

Peter: What do I have doctor?
Doctor: You lucky son of a bitch.
Peter:Please Tell me it isn't AIDS.
Doctor: No. It is much better.
Peter: A good disease? Explain.
Doctor: You have STADS.
Peter: Really! Thank you doctor!

by CaptainCareBear January 1, 2012

tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006