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dude stamps

"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".
I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.
by scary2004 January 26, 2016
mugGet the dude stampsmug.

Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes
Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.
by savuren January 20, 2021
mugGet the Ass Stampmug.

Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023
mugGet the Clam Stampingmug.

poop stamp

When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.
Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.
by too tired lol October 12, 2023
mugGet the poop stampmug.

little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.
So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night
by sdmama April 9, 2017
mugGet the little miss mushroom stampmug.

oyster stamp

Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window
Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window
by Squirrel man boy June 21, 2024
mugGet the oyster stampmug.

neger stamp

neger stamp Swedish word for rap music that white people use.
"name of firend" turn of that dam neger stamp!
by zeunerts must October 9, 2018
mugGet the neger stampmug.

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