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stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.
"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Selo April 4, 2010
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Stalkology

Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life
Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
by JJBelle January 9, 2011
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Stalkerbio

When someone stalks you on Facebook. And when you actually meet them they start saying random things that they know about you; such as your birthday, exact height, school, after school activities, and address. If this happens, then you've been Stalkerbio'd.

P.S.
They often deny Stalkerbio-ing you.
Suzy: Hi Dave.
Dave: Hello Suzanne Anne Anderson, born on December 8, 1995, in Lawrence, Kansas. Who is now 5 ft 5 inches, and lives on 555 Bieber Lane.
Suzy: Ohmygosh, I've been Stalkerbio'd.
Dave: What are you talking about? I'm not a stalker... By the way do you still swim on Tuesdays at 3:30 pm?
Suzy: ...
by thelimb September 23, 2011
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Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
by FaceStalker October 5, 2011
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stalkerbitch

Some dumb hoes be crazy stalkerbitches and be wanting your address
Stalkerbitch: Heyyyyyyyy boooiiiiiii whats yurr number like I'm really into you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you
by daveyolo October 31, 2013
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Stalkavation

(Gerund form - Stalkavating)
The process of digging out the immature posts and updates of a person years back on the internet and sharing it to the world by giving a rebirth to it by commenting or sharing. The person who carries out this process is called a Stalkavator.

--> When Stalkavation happens very common around the globe at the same time. It's a called a Stalkvacalypse.

--> Common Stalkavators are assholes, retards and broken hearts.
-->Erradication of Stalkavation is possible, once examinations for the Stalkavators begin. Or you shall Stalkavate them back. It'll usually stop them. But if you do so, you become one Stalkavator too. This is why it's so infectious.
"Man, why these motherfuckers commenting on my birthday photos which I uploaded 4 years ago?"
"Well, same here, stalkavators everywhere out there man."
"This is too much, why is EVERYONE doing it?!"
"Swag, Yolo, Stalkavacalypse".

Stalkavation for the destruction.
by Free-D December 26, 2013
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Stalkers

A person who follows you around without you being aware they’re watching you throughout your everyday life for their own personal intentions they could be anywhere watching you especially on social media it’s like a predator stalking it’s prey
Dominic has sexy lady stalkers
by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022
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