squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Squid Game

A South Korean series that everybody spits some shitty spoilers

Guy 1: hey do you know what happened in the last episode in squid game? The dud-
Guy 2: oh fuck off stop giving me spoilers

by ganagan October 14, 2021

Squid

The same as an octopus except republican

Person 1: awwww look at that cute octupus!
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 3, 2021

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 18, 2010