shize

1.an expression of dissatifaction; 2.nickname for someone named Shawn; #. another way to say shit.

YO Shize!!
AW SHIZE!!!

by SHIZ-MATIC February 4, 2004

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

size 12

Don't worry babe I got picked on for being "big" and "ugly" but to be honest they are just jealous that u gonna be warm in winter and they be freezin there skinny ass off.

Emma: I'm size 6! What about you?
Jane : I'm a size 12
Jane: I'm a 12.....
emma : ewwwww! You fat whore! Go away!

Jane : okay but don't come back to me in winter

by Siiiizzzeeee June 28, 2015

size

Some

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

skizertz

used when you trick somebody

Person 1: *Puts hand out for "low 5"* Person 2: *Goes for it* Person 1 yells skizertz and takes his hand back before person 2 can hit it.

by DustinA September 24, 2005

Seize the means of production

Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.

Go get that shit!

You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!

by FlyerMain February 3, 2021

one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016