willy sock

a sock designed to keep one's willy warm.

"gosh, my willy's so cold!"

"go put a willy sock on then"

by schlame February 23, 2007

Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019

Sock Turd

A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.

I put my sock on and had a big lump of sock turd under my heel.

by Uncle_Mel February 19, 2010

smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

by whoathebliss January 8, 2009

Sock rock

A weapon make by teen mostly to fight bullies and that will not show up on a metal detector. Made by taking a sock and putting a rock in it to make a blackjack or flexable club.

I'm not scared,I got a sock rock.

by The Fury 13 February 20, 2011

pudding sock

A derogatory term for someone very soft and out of shape, with a body that resembles pudding in a sock.

Ryan looks like a pudding sock now that he's packed on the pounds.

by mur7 January 14, 2010

Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.

"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"

by rastyhaf March 18, 2019