Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on
by Crunchysox March 15, 2017
A derogatory term for someone very soft and out of shape, with a body that resembles pudding in a sock.
by mur7 January 14, 2010
by whoathebliss January 08, 2009
after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...
by zach GS bronston April 25, 2008
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
A weapon make by teen mostly to fight bullies and that will not show up on a metal detector. Made by taking a sock and putting a rock in it to make a blackjack or flexable club.
by The Fury 13 January 31, 2011