Simon Lewis

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

by kikidiki May 17, 2016

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S is carried in overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

Simon

a hot and sexy man that mostly abs and hypnotizes laddies with only a glance. usually from Australia.

"OMG Simon is so hawt."

by future tiger wood's wife November 13, 2018

simone

A Simone is a girl that can talk her butt off. She has an amazing sense of humor, but she can be so annoying. She's nice at times too. She has big dreams and can also talk her butt off about them too. I would keep her around she can really entertain you. But be prepared for ears to hurt :).

omg can u plss be quiet simone?

by hajilin August 23, 2020

simanLa

Has been half a virgin since 8th grade. She has a compulsive lying disorder and is legally bipolar. She will disown her bestfriends for a boy in the drop of a hat. This explains why she only has one friend. Now we all know who Henrietta is... "the friendly MOLE" on her back that comsumes twice daily anything in its sight. Shes a "chocoholic" i guess you could say, she loves girls to lick it off of her and have ugly guys whack the salami to this sight. We have made up songs about that mole- we have captured it, tamed it and made friends with it. BLONDE=NO but WANNABE=YES! This chick thinks shes hot because she gets retarded allllll alooooneeeee and smokes but she really is just a big loser who wants to be like cool people. but she aint ever going to be like me. one question goes out to her, are you showing your true colors?

go to a party she at and you can see fo youself

by allotta vagina April 29, 2005

Siming

the action of talking between a girl and a boy

girl 1 "Are you guys dating?"

girl 2 "Not yet, we're Siming."

by feetfetish69jakepaul November 27, 2017

simondo

Name given to an office based junior sales executive who constantly kisses his bosses butt.Is prone to spreading office gossip. usually these people "bat for the other side" and can usually been seen making the boss cups of tea.

Dont mention it to him, he will do a simondo on you

by thetruthisoutthere August 4, 2007